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swordfishing

Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
by jaden hareb June 13, 2011
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sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss October 16, 2012
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sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.
by Rudy H March 2, 2007
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american sword fighting

American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.
I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day
by A Savage Hobo November 23, 2013
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Swordfishing

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019
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French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.
Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?
by UTI September 19, 2009
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stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.
"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"
by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009
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