by Notma Raelneim March 11, 2019
Get the Spoofing mug.A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018
Get the Swooping mug.A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."
-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."
-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015
Get the Swooping mug.While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!
by grbjdealer July 24, 2019
Get the Swooping Cocksucker mug.When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.
I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.
The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
by CAMPERL33T August 25, 2017
Get the The Swooping Eagle mug.Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
Get the Smoofing mug.A: What are you doing?
B: Not much, sitting in my room drinking a little water out of my blue cup and spoofing on facebook. I found a hot broad, i'll send you the link so you can spoof her.
B: Not much, sitting in my room drinking a little water out of my blue cup and spoofing on facebook. I found a hot broad, i'll send you the link so you can spoof her.
by korn262201 February 24, 2008
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