Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
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Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:
Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!
get it?
Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!
get it?
American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
by Swiss Tourist June 4, 2007
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Get the Shittered mug.To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.
Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.
Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
by fess April 21, 2008
Get the spitzered mug.Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020
Get the Slithered Fat Timmies mug.Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.
#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.
#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?
guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.
#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?
guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.
by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010
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