switzerland

Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?

American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"

by Swiss Tourist June 4, 2007

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

Geneva, Switzerland

an awesome party city located in Switzerland (the middle of Europe). Geneva is full of International schools and students, as well as bars and night clubs. The drinking age in Geneva is 16, which would explain the awesomeness of the city, as well as the behavior of high school students. WE PARTY HARD IN GENEVA!

Rex- Yo, it's time to partay!
Ahmed- I love living in Geneva, Switzerland. I'm 16, so I can get into bars.. Legally!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

Pulling A Switzerland

(v.) to remain neutral in an arguement.

BILL: "Hey, Lisa and I are fighting. I say waffles are better than pancakes, she disagrees."
JEFF: "You know what Bill? I'm going to be Pulling A Switzerland on this one."

by rossgdshglks March 23, 2008

Switzerland

1. A small, neutral European country.
2. To be socially neutral; not taking sides with mutual friends in a fight or stirring up drama.

1. I'm going to Switzerland in August.
2. Chase and Ami are fighting again, but I'm trying to be Switzerland.

by kenni! <3 April 28, 2008

Switzerland

The America of Europe.

Refuses to ruin their beautiful country by joining the European Union.

The white spot in the middle of the map of the European Union.

Switzerland does whatever it wants and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Switzerland has the largest standing army in the world.

by Der_Kaiser June 21, 2010