Swiss Cheese

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.

Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

Swiss Cheese

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)

Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.

by Dattin J October 17, 2012

Swiss Cheese

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

by Okay? Okay. October 5, 2013

swiss cheese

word meaning bad sex

I had some stinky swiss cheese last night.

by jenni1790 December 2, 2007

Swiss Cheese

To cut something/someone.

"That girl is talkin' junk...she bout to get "swiss cheesed up."

by Tatiana November 23, 2003

Swisscheesemaxxing

Swisscheesemaxxing is when you eat foods that people say burn holes in your stomach So your stomach can look like Swiss cheese.

Bro I was Swisscheesemaxxing the other night and it worked all my stomach acids are leaking bro!

by AryeGross1#fan March 3, 2026

Mr.SwissCheeseYoooAhhh

Most likely a Veit who participated in the Vietnam War so he has gotten outstanding at Swiss cheesing yo ahhh. He is most likely found in the trees so you won't see him until you get Swiss cheesed. So it is recommended that if you go to Vietnam you should pick your casket and your church song. But be careful because he is known to tear it up on the basketball court.

Be careful because you might get Swiss Cheesed from "Mr.SwissCheeseYoooAhhh".

by CampVampen February 21, 2025