Swipe and wipe

The use of Tinder on the toilet.

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Pipe Swipe

When a girl steals a guy from another girl. Female version of Rack Jacking.

"God the Mia girl is such a bitch, she tried pipe swiped Olivia's boyfriend!"

by I WIN AGAIN April 26, 2010

swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

by RVPSE August 17, 2011

southmayne swipe

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.

"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"

by suspirln January 24, 2020

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006