(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
by YapMaster August 24, 2011
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by Gman33 April 28, 2009
Get the Sweater Vest mug.1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.
"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."
by Michelle C. August 30, 2006
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Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
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Get the sweeterest mug.A way for bisexuals to indicate to others (usually others of the lgbtq+ Community) that they are bisexual. It comes from the song “sweater weather” by the band “the neighborhood”
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