2. Swanson Dinner
What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
by Dleg December 21, 2008
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by Franzzz November 6, 2008
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To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012
Get the swanson mug.the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
by deez testes October 30, 2012
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The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
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Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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