Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia
Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!
Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?
Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.
Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?
Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.
Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Swannymug. To wipe oneself after a heavy commute or workout; to then feel refreshed and fragrant for the rest of the day.
by PiptheFirst February 20, 2015
Get the swanniemug. by Fuckwenur40 January 26, 2016
Get the swanny boymug. 
If Carlsberg made men.....
Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.
Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.
Swanny what a guy.
by Godtastic January 10, 2021
Get the Swannymug. 