Swanny

If Carlsberg made men.....

Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.

Swanny what a guy.

by Godtastic January 10, 2021

swanny boy

Some pussy ass Bitch that won't finger any bitches

That kid is such a swanny boy

by Fuckwenur40 January 26, 2016

Swanny

The act of wanking and pooping at the same time, then proceeding to call your grandmother.

Austin did you call grandma for her birthday.. Yes it was an un expected swanny!

by DoctorSatan August 12, 2022

swannies

baby swans

Aww did you see that swan and her swannies cross the street?

by KillaHertz Burpz May 1, 2021

Swanny

Swanny refers to a person with a gigantic penis

That person is such a swanny

by Schalmmef March 12, 2021

Swanny

Gay boi who eats kids

Swanny is gay

by Bootysniffer69 January 21, 2020

swannie

To wipe oneself after a heavy commute or workout; to then feel refreshed and fragrant for the rest of the day.

I'm just going to swannie - start the meeting without me and I'll be there in 2 minutes.

by PiptheFirst February 20, 2015