smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

Slammer Bammer

When one decides to chug copious amounts of hooch.

Dude Alex is going Slammer Bammer on that $10 rum, while Curt is totally being a pussy about it.

by Scotch Bingeinton September 15, 2011

Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.

"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

by Robofish May 14, 2015

swimmer hair

Dry, highly damaged hair that has been bleached by exessive exposure to sun and chlorine.

See water polo hair

I have really bad swimmer hair during the summer.

by Hey its Brittany August 3, 2006

Scammer

One who does everything in his/her power to steal from another, usually by means of trickery, deceit, and force. With the accesibility and anonymousity that the internet provides, scammers have become increasingly prevalent in modern times. Usually driven by personal greed or even outright amusement, they are unhindered by sympathy or morals and are the very face of human corruption.

Everywhere on ebay, d2jsp, craigslist, diablo ii, guild wars, neopets, runescape, wow, guild wars, and virtually anywhere else you can imagine.

Vadoff: Fuck scammers

by Vadoff September 30, 2008

Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that is for blacking out, its a 40 Oz of any beer that you drink halfway and fill it up with a four loko.

Yo do you want to play edward forty hands with sidewalk slammers and blackout?

by Blackout Nixon October 14, 2018

shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

by Remised July 1, 2011