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Stegosaurus

A level of inebriation that induces uncontrollable herbivorism; driving you to consume the first plant you see.

Additional consumption of alcohol past this point may move the drunk individual into a pica state, where they will consume inorganic substances such as dirt and coins.
He was so wasted he went stegosaurus on the garden. Gave those plants the fixins.
by Fabulous Hank February 27, 2011
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stegosaurus

It is a dinosaur with a long neck. I rest my damn case
by NJoseph110 June 22, 2018
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Swaggasaurusrexodile

1. A man of Caucasian ethnicity, who far exceeds all blacks in the area of swag, while still being respected and looked up to by his fellow men.

2. The king of all swagger. No other predator can match his swag.

3. Swagger so high and mighty, only he can be compared to a king or royalty. Not even the king of the jungle, the lion, has as much swagger as this mean swag machine.

4. Only man capable of performing the "alligator"!

(Def. - When a man quickly slips his package into a chick, and then wraps his arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then proceeds to roll around, while she trys to fight him off in a state of ecstasy)
>Dude - Man! There's so many super fine dimes in this place, but I'm bouncin out bud!

>>Friend - WTF! Why? Check out the rack over there!!
>>>Dude - Our swag is useless out there. There's a friggen swaggasaurusrexodile over there! Once he gets hold of one nice rack, they all become his prey. I'm not taking no sloppy seconds tonight son...You ever seen what a crocodile can do to a nice rack?!

>The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson...People belong in swimming pools. But on land he was a straight up Swaggasaurusrexodile!

>That girl last night wearin the cameltoed sweatpants, muffin-topped lard innertube hammock spaghetti strap tee with damn apeish canadian bacon nipples cuttin through, was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig with lemony juicy assorted catfish burritos that commit matricide at least 5 times in a row at 43 minute intervals while the sex couch grows tall on Wednesdays and the rain is deep purple in Antarctica when the temprature is 5° below your sisters duck butter, it was totally unreal!!!!! Even a Swaggasaurusrexodile wouldnt prey on that fuglunt!
by 33Hollywood33 May 3, 2010
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stegosaurus

-MAN ONLY MOVE- A "stegosaurus" is a type of dick move, much like the batwing or the brain. To successfully do the stegosaurus, you must hair gel your pubic hairs into a mohawk. After drying, lie on your back (fully naked), and get a full on erection. In this postiion, with the mohawked pubes and boner in an upside-down postion, your cock+balls will look like a roughly detailed dinosaur
Jimmy wanted to show his friends the stegosaurus, but he didn't have any hair gel.
by Duke Gilgamesh March 10, 2008
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spagasaurus

a person who spits excessively while talking, and it saturates the recieving persons face.
eww, u just spat on me, u spagasaurus!
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Stegosaurus Pose

When you put multiple Doritos or tortilla chips in your butt crack
I got drunk last night and sent Katelyn a picture of me doing the stegosaurus pose.
by Cammarselle July 10, 2022
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Stegosaurus

A kilsyth slang word for someone who has lots romantic relationships in a short period of time, usually referring to a girl. It originally was used say that the person in question is like the dinosaur, but no one really remembers how it relates to the prehistoric monster.
Christie is such a stegosaurus, that's her third relationship this year.
by ItsTenThrity May 21, 2011
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