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Suspicious Grass

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”
by Merpedewerpe June 2, 2018
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suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck
by SkyTohru April 15, 2020
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suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.
Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew
by Sushi Coochie February 18, 2021
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suspicious eyebrow

1)a style of pubic trimming, akin to the hitler, less than a landing strip, more than full bikini wax.
So when I took that girl home, the suspicious eyebrow was looking me in the eye.
by Gstiffs October 29, 2005
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Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.
Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?
by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010
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Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.
That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.
by Jeerve May 26, 2014
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Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
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