Doug: How big do you think my dick is?
Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.
Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.
by Dieselson41 March 12, 2014
Get the surprisermug. by Therapist support November 19, 2021
Get the The surprisemug. The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
Get the The Surprisermug. Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.
Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007
Get the Surprisemug. Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
by Sythes November 2, 2008
Get the Surprisemug. "Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."
by Flamegrim August 18, 2008
Get the Surprisemug. When one takes the action of farting but then realizes that they actually just shat themselves, thus creating the sense of being surprised.
Ray decides that it would be funny to let loose odorous gas, but then realises he shat himself in his attempt making him surprised when he discovers brown streaks lining his undergarments.
by BlackFeign March 14, 2008
Get the Surprisemug.