surf buddies

Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.

Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Steve & Danny with Steve's sister

Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?

Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...

Mary Ann - So cute...

Little later

Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?

Steve - You sensitive right now?

Danny - Yeah, little bit.

by xcsimisiax August 6, 2012

surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

by Murry D. December 12, 2008

Surf Party USA

The new way to say off the hook according to Tracy Jordan on 30 rock

Liz-This party has to be off the hook!
Tracy-People don't say that anymore! they say surf party USA!

-how was the party last night?
-it was surf party USA!

by 30rockfan11 January 4, 2011

Surf Homer

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.

Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!

by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately

Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!

by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009

surf stoke

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board

Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"

by jcattillson October 13, 2011

surf boat

A surf boat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves.

Traditionally surf boats were used for rescue during surf life saving patrols. Due to the invention of powered vessels such as inflatable skiffs surf boats are no longer used for rescues.

They are however used in sport, and any surf boat rower will tell you that it is the greatest sport under the sun. Any non surf boat rower will call them nuts!

"There's a wave on in the rivermouth, we'll get a crew together to take out the surf boat"

by MadMolly February 5, 2010