superbad

only the funniest damn movie of the century

dude 1: wanna go rent forty-year-old virgin?
dude 2: im gonna kill you just for saying that, bitch get in the car! we're goin to go see superbad!

by mikey1337 August 26, 2007

Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

Suburbanitus

When one has little to no conflict in their life to which they can rise to the occasion, that is build moral character through strife, they will begin creating problems. This disease, if you will, plagues the suburban regions of every state, often manifesting itself in young teens as well as middle-aged men going through identity crises, shallow trophy wives, tennis/soccer moms, parents obsessed with their child's sport or scout troop, etc. are all also examples of "adults" with Suburbanitus.

It's sister disease is Urbanitus, creating strife from boredom through petty crime, gangs, etc.

Such diseases hint to an underdeveloped maturity in thought, leading to the illogical use of excessive, unjustified emotion. Perhaps the saddest thing about Suburbanitus is the cure. Only life threatening situations in which one clearly sees how shallow their lives are given the prominent and very real threat of death can overcome the disease.

John: Hey Sally, want to hang out with me and Carol tonight?
Sally: Why do you choose her over me?
John: I'm not, I'm saying we should all hang out...
Sally: (bawls)
John: Bawwwwliin! Sally has the worst case of Suburbanitus. She just runs around causing problems and creating drama. She needs to grow up and quit acting like a child.

by Blake Tipton April 20, 2008

Suburban Syndrome

Carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs

Symptoms may include:
1. Not locking car doors
2. Jogging on the road
3. Leaving your house door unlocked
4. Leaving car keys inside the car
5. Walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music

Tim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jerry last night ?
Nick: No what ?
Tim: He got his car stolen at a gas station

Nick: How ?
Tim: Probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack
Nick: Damn how could he be so stupid ?
Tim: It's probably the suburban syndrome

by UnknownUDPoster August 25, 2013

Superbad

A kickass movie that must be seen in theater. It's one of those movies that defines a generation. Go see it!

"Alright, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie". - Officer Michaels from Superbad

by Thatbossmothafucka August 31, 2007

Suburbia

1. The residence of Jesus in Green Day's infamously long song, "Jesus of Suburbia."

2. A great place to raise a White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon family with an older brother, a younger sister, a dog, and two happily married heterosexual parents.

3. A terrible place to raise a family that does not fit the description in #2.

Jesus of Suburbia can be worshipped from 9-11 am each Sunday. May god bless us all with $400,000 bonuses!

by ANAANAANA February 22, 2011

Spurbow

A protuberance jutting from the dorsal suface of the elbow.

A dangerous killing instrument harnessed on the elbow of criminal masterminds.

An abnormal overgrowth of bony tissue usually on the elbow resulting in a very Kiersten-like appearance.

Thomas: "Wow Kiersten, it is like your elbows have spurs on them..."

Mike: "Spurbows!"

by Thomas Cole January 4, 2008