superman

When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release

I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.

by jondres October 24, 2004

Superman

When a man ejaculates over the sholder blades of his sexual partner, then quickly places the linen sheet over the sholder blades on his cum, goal is that the linen sheet sticks on the sholders. Now when the sexual partner gets up, he/she has a superman cape. JUST AMAZING AND MAGICAL :)

Omg, Daniel supermaned Caroline last night. She still has her cape on. :)

by PandaPanda1982 June 26, 2018

superman

(Smoking habbit) The act of taking a bit drag out of a joint ,holding the smoke in your lungs and passing it on only to release the smoke out when the joint comes back to you. (Everyone has to do it, gets harder as the group grows.)

*There are also "easier" challanges which are similar:

-WondeWoman : taking two drags and then pass.

-Robin: (the gay option) taking three drags and then pass.

-Yo guys, I've only got one joint so lets make it a Superman

by mculich August 9, 2012

superman

The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.

You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!

(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!)

by Slutlerandoblow May 24, 2006

Superman

A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.

Really Superman?! A green rock?!

by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016

superman

a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.

Man that guy is superman!

by hkfb6977 March 22, 2010

Superman

When a Man or Women cums on their mates back and put the bed sheet on their back. Thus making them, when they get up to chase you, look like Superman.

Danielle got mad a Joey for cumming on her while she slept, while they where running through the house Joey noticed she looked like SUPERMAN with the bed sheet stuck on her back from the cum.

by Jolly Giant Leprachuan March 24, 2010