Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Life span of a retard

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

by Nym September 21, 2005

Spanal

The act of doing anal while spooning.

Dude I spanalled that chick so hard last night.

by The q-tip April 23, 2015