summoner

much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the damn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every fukin game except summoner.

Hey John, you wanna go to a party tonight?
No, i cant, i have to go assassinate jafar.

by 100% insane March 20, 2005

summoner box

A large yellow box that makes tehwolfs, but only 2 at a time. Originates from a Warcraft 3 game that was made in literally 5 minutes.

I GOT T3h MADDDDD PWNARUNG SUMMONER BOX SKILLZ!

by Seenus September 2, 2003

Summoned

You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.

Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

summerestimate

When you overestimate the long-term potential of a summer fling.

By October, it was clear that Jessica had summerestimated her relationship with Trevor.

by Five for Fivel March 18, 2013

SUMMONER SHOW

something that alen made about 5 years ago and abe will never find out what it is

wow your gay SUMMONER SHOW

by nigajew December 30, 2018

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Summaretically

Another word for “in summary”

Summaretically, the boy did not like how his new phone looked.

by Ilikecheese100! August 15, 2022