Suffodating

Particular style of dating that involves aggressive attachment to the partner.

McDuff-"did you hear Richelle dumped Ingis?"
Shwaggerson-"what? they were doing so well."
McDuff-"it turns out ingis was suffodating her and she needed to breathe."

by Benjamtoast May 13, 2008

Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010

taco suffocation

to be suffocated by a vagina

Kimberly gave my boy Adam the best taco suffocation of his life.

by bigpinkthing1 November 17, 2010

smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

muffocate

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.

I want to muffocate him later.

by solly99 January 26, 2014