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Sumerian Ball Fucker 

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.
Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.
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Smerica. A best friend. Beautiful, sweet, helpful, and helps with advice.
Smerica is my best friend! She gives me the best advice, and she’s beautiful!
Smerica by Honey🥰 November 21, 2021
sumeria is a lovely girl. she is the best person you will ever met in this world .she loves swimming ,music and making story's ,she can be selfish rude funny and annoying .she has a dark side to her she thinks suicidal and very sensitive.
sumeria is a good person
sumeria by bengeman@2827 March 31, 2019

Schmerica 

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.
Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.
Schmerica by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007

Semenical 

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

Semenical 

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"