You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn'
t stop talking when told, and is
smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and
people only wish they could think of.
Teacher: Will group one go up
please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!
Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards
go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A
FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.