Suction Vice

Either a table top vice that attaches to the table by way of a suction cup.
Or a person that simultaneously sucks all of the positivity, energy and motivation out of the room whilst generating an immense feeling of vice like pressure.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the latest crap Mike has been spouting off in the office?
Person 2: Oh god, what is it this time? That guy is such a suction vice.
Person 1: I know right, he has the whole office on edge. The guy is a total creep.

by Mr K P rick April 2, 2021

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009

suction butt

the ass of a cat; the circular hole below the tail which expands and releases shit/flatulance

cats are the only animal that you can wake up at 3am turn around on your pillow and see a suction butt right in your face!!!!!

by betty buttckiss March 31, 2008

Suction Seat

The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.

I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!

by annieoakley August 20, 2010

suction device

A derogatory term for a female who engages in oral sex, or more commonly known as giving dome, all the time. She is proud of her status as an object whose sole purpose is sucking. Use the term wisely.

"Hey, Leah, give head to more guys...you suction device!"
"Shutup. I'm gonna go cry now." She then proceeds to do what suction devices do best to cheer herself up.

by Mikal Am August 29, 2007

Suction Effect

The effect in which shit is sucked out of an asshole from a quick withdrawl.

There was shit everywhere in the backseat of the car when Davey quickly pulled out of Lisa's ass, Davey created a suction effect!

by CNP Guy January 12, 2009

Suction cup

Noun. A lesbian doing the splits.

Hey! Look at that lesbian doing the splits! Hey suction cup!

by B-rizzle December 18, 2018