cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

by Big dick tye April 25, 2020

Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

Dugger Style

Having sex without contraception, especially if your religious beliefs forbid it. Popularized by television family the Duggers from 18 kids and counting.

You hear number 19 is on the way?

Yeah dude, all they do is Dugger style. Haven't they ever heard of condoms?

by CamChar March 21, 2012

Stable Style

When a man and a woman copulate doggystyle while wearing feedbags and eating.

"Girl, I'm so hungry and horny, so we're gonna have to rock this stable style!"

by theballs11 November 8, 2012

color me stoked

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

by okayamelia June 13, 2018

Stoke Tank

A meter used to measure one's most important vitals – their stoke.

My dawgs and I were scooting on some birds along the beach trail listening to yacht rock when I saved a turtle from choking on a plastic straw. my stoke tank was frooothing.

by HandsomeSolo November 30, 2019

Hoggie style

To have sex on a motorcycle, especially in motion. This is part of biker culture.

Dawg and his lady was gettin down hoggie style on the Harley knuckle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016