brain surgery

(adj.) Much like "rocket science," this term is used to describe any activity which may seem overly intricate to the average Joe Sixpack.

I asked Billy Bob to program the DVR to automatically record WWE every week. He looked at me like I expected him to perform brain surgery.

by fugitive247 November 10, 2004

shurger

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".

{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.

by Telephony July 5, 2014

surgeoning

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"

by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

Sturgeon Falls

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.

Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!

by skippinit March 4, 2011

Plastic Surgery

Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at

She got plastic surgery

Must be related to the kardashians

by I say stuff January 22, 2021