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Stumble Valium

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
by Mathius October 30, 2007
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Stumble Knowledge

The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."
Average Stumble knowledge

"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."

And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
by kibosh120 March 8, 2009
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Stumble guys

An activity in which a group of men have gay sex whilst shouting vulgar words.
Hey bro wanna do stumble guys?
Dude we're in class
by Mr C. White March 26, 2022
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hop on stumble guys

Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.
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stumble upon

stumble across, to encounter or discover (someone or something) by accident
after 28 yrs of mis direction i stumble upon taoism n it changed my life forever!
by annua August 8, 2009
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stumbleupon

A tool for Mozilla Firefox that is used for trolling at the speed of light.
I use stumbleupon every day! In fact, I use it a thousand times a day!
by That One Italian June 25, 2010
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Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.
I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.
by Downstrike October 23, 2005
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