stubbed

to have sex with a small penis or chode

Latishna decided she'd rather get stubbed after the Saturday night party so she started to flirt with the guy with short man syndrome.

by jfergkillah January 13, 2009

Stubbed Toe Jump

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.

He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.

by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011

Stubbers 2

When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.

I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!

by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing November 6, 2019

Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

by Mexima August 1, 2017

Starbeard

A jank beard, possibly worn by a mahoney.

by Jan Koldman September 16, 2003

Stubbed gum

Dry, old gum attached to the underside of a chair or table.

‘I’m not gunna give this restaurant 5 stars, it had stubbed gum on almost every table.’

by LouisBot9000Playz March 15, 2018

Stubtard

A stubborn retard.

Someone who is so stubborn that they cannot accept basic logic or reason.

Karen is being a total stubtard.

by Thalfas May 16, 2020