1. The act of vomiting, or excreting other unwanted and useless fluids.
2. Excessive bragging.
3. Prattling about useless information in a self-important fashion.
2. Excessive bragging.
3. Prattling about useless information in a self-important fashion.
1. "He was wasted and just started sprouling all over my shoes last night."
2. "James was sprouling about how he has the best body on campus. He's such a douche."
3. "Charmaine was sprouling all night about her recent conversion to Buddhism."
2. "James was sprouling about how he has the best body on campus. He's such a douche."
3. "Charmaine was sprouling all night about her recent conversion to Buddhism."
by mistagangsta August 26, 2010
Get the sprouling mug.(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.
My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
by Mixo October 2, 2010
Get the Stranding mug.Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.
by QEbgs November 29, 2021
Get the sprouting bullshit mug.When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.
Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023
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Get the Stroking mug.Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.
Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!
Dominik: Never!
Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!
Dominik: Never!
Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.
by JDMBart October 14, 2011
Get the Stroodling mug.When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
by mong returns January 10, 2012
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