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Loner Stoner

A person that smokes cannabis alone because he/she prefers it.
I'll chill with who ever wants to blaze but smoking by yourself and being a loner stoner is the best and conservers YOUR weed from niggas.

Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!
by enigmaenigmaenigma July 29, 2010
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Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.
Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
by 420Chick July 15, 2009
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Stonerism

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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Stoner Scat

The tobacco dumped out the window from a cigar to smoke weed out of (known as a blunt.) Usually found in parkinglots.
You step out of your car and see a pile of tobacco on the ground and say to your buddy, "hey look at that Stoner Scat"
by curley hutto December 3, 2005
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stoner luck

luck that normally you would disregard but because you're high it seems so much more amazing and you feel like the luckiest person in the world
"WOAH I JUST BARELY MADE IT UP THAT STEP!!!!!"
-"dude.. thats some serious stoner luck...."
by bongbott December 12, 2009
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Stoner Abuse

To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.
Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.
by Loose Mortar June 14, 2011
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