a small beach town located north of sea isle. The beaches are not too crowded, and are so nice. The surfing is great, and there are lots of talented surfers who go to strathmere due to it's great waves, and low population. strathmere is about 30 minutes from the ocean city boardwalk. It has an uncle bills pancake house which makes the best pancakes ever! some big familys in strathmere are the callahans, shetlers, and the cox's. The only black residents are the ricketts with a nice big house and a family full of bosses. however, most of the lifegaurds are d-bags and their "outpost" is bigger than the house on the beach next to it. These lifeguards are the essential reason for the local strathmerians to be angry due to crazy taxes. the point is the coolest spot at night. It is located at the most north part of strathmere and it is where the bay meets the ocean. At night this spot is so amazing, but a bit buggy. there is also this huuggggee house right at the point. Alot of the residents of strathmere have been there since childhood, and all hangout at the surf beach. The shack is a great place for lunch and ice cream, and is perfect for a long day surfing. Strathmere is the best place to be when it comes to summer at the jersey shore.
bro 1: yo bro lets go surfing in ocean city
bro 2: nah bro those waves are only decent, and its too crowded, lets hit this secret spot called strathmere.
bro 1: shit yo ive heard of that, let's go!
bro 2: nah bro those waves are only decent, and its too crowded, lets hit this secret spot called strathmere.
bro 1: shit yo ive heard of that, let's go!
by wherethehellisstrathmere May 3, 2010
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Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.
by Sexorz September 12, 2008
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Billy: "did you hear that Sam gave Linda a Gene Steratore?"
Tom: Holy shit! What's wrong with him...?
Tom: Holy shit! What's wrong with him...?
by CircleTheWagons May 3, 2018
Get the Gene Steratore mug.An actual meme lord. Super funny, and has awesome siblings. Bella is smart, but doesn't bother with school, so they procrastinate but it's ok they get A's. Probably does another language, and most likely has 50+ friends. If you are ever called Bella or hella bella it is the best compliment ever awarded.
Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
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Get the Strathmore mug.A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
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Costumers of this store can easily be spotted with their obnoxiously large iced tea cups and reak of a horrid, yet recognizably delectable smell. Also, if you see someone holding one of these iced teas, chances are they are a slut who will give you a blow-job for a great price. These annoying, high-pitched voiced, not always attractive girls make it embarissing for normal people to walk down the hallways with these iced teas without the fear of getting kicked in the nuts.
The most commonly purchased item at Strathmore, besides the colossal iced tea, is the Baccon Egg and Cheese on a bagel. It is probobly the most filling meal you can get for $5.68. you get the big sandwhich, free hashbrowns and a free large iced tea, like I mentioned before. The bad part about this meal though, is that if you don't specify "scrambled" eggs, you might get a retarded worker who puts runny eggs on your sandwhich. This form of egg makes it impossible to eat, nor enjoyable to eat. Having a sandwhich like this makes you want to shove a tampon in the center hole.
Although Strathmore has some negative points, it's a great way to start the morning...Or anytime before 3 pm. (Pending on when you wake up)
Costumers of this store can easily be spotted with their obnoxiously large iced tea cups and reak of a horrid, yet recognizably delectable smell. Also, if you see someone holding one of these iced teas, chances are they are a slut who will give you a blow-job for a great price. These annoying, high-pitched voiced, not always attractive girls make it embarissing for normal people to walk down the hallways with these iced teas without the fear of getting kicked in the nuts.
The most commonly purchased item at Strathmore, besides the colossal iced tea, is the Baccon Egg and Cheese on a bagel. It is probobly the most filling meal you can get for $5.68. you get the big sandwhich, free hashbrowns and a free large iced tea, like I mentioned before. The bad part about this meal though, is that if you don't specify "scrambled" eggs, you might get a retarded worker who puts runny eggs on your sandwhich. This form of egg makes it impossible to eat, nor enjoyable to eat. Having a sandwhich like this makes you want to shove a tampon in the center hole.
Although Strathmore has some negative points, it's a great way to start the morning...Or anytime before 3 pm. (Pending on when you wake up)
"Hey Ditta, you getting Strathmore tomorrow for Zero period?"
"I feel like such an ass carrying this huge-ass Strathmore Iced Tea"
"She has one of those Strathmore Iced Teas, she must be a whore."
"This runny Bagel from Strathmore reminds of the Alex when she has heavy flow."
"I feel like such an ass carrying this huge-ass Strathmore Iced Tea"
"She has one of those Strathmore Iced Teas, she must be a whore."
"This runny Bagel from Strathmore reminds of the Alex when she has heavy flow."
by Chris Troiano (Sachem) May 4, 2007
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