A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Steamer McLovin

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.

1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".

by Petergozinya May 18, 2010

Creamy Steamer

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”

by Carlos science November 24, 2019