Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightian

a person who is bisexual and is affraid 2 admit it so they say they r straight even tho they arn't.

"i think that other girl over in the corner is pretty, but i dnt want people 2 think im a weirdo i gusse im just a straightian" says some chick

by !@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+ October 18, 2009

My straightener is hot

Girls can say this phrase when a cute boy is around and they want to tell their friends discretely. It is just another way to say a guy is hot or cute.

Pretend a cute boy comes onto the subway. You tell your friend that my straightener is hot. She will get the idea that there is a cute boy around.

by gocrazy54 October 23, 2010

left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.

Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!

by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006

straightdar

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar

Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

by newyorkcitynewyorkstate January 9, 2007

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

straightaway

adverb

1. act upon an impulse

2. to do something without question, regardless of it's consequences

3. how everything should be done for John Petrucci

"I didn't even need to ask twice... He just handwired them straightaway."
--
"Hey Tony, did you win your flag football game??"

"Yeah, Quince, I just walked on the field and we won straightaway, I didn't even have to sprint twice."

by BoeVice May 19, 2009