Pelvis Strafe

“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”

The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)

Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state

Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.

“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.

HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.

Someone else{DUDE}: WTF

HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
by fragpowder May 25, 2022
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Strafed

The act of being superior, well represented, spot on, superb, hated, nonduplicated, by a vendor of aftermarket car parts. Never a cheaply made brush on.

To breach a levy and be strafed upon.
Dude, your bodykit fits likea glove, looks like you got strafed!
by 1fingersalute April 22, 2010
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Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix
"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"
by jbird53916 June 26, 2021
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strafing a bridge

Strafing a bridge is a metaphor for jumping off a bridge.
"I'm just checking in on you to make sure that you haven't strafed a bridge"

"Are you planning on strafing a bridge?"
by Pazifists May 20, 2023
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