stormtrooper aim

The inability to hit the thing you're aiming for (or anything)

"Gary missed the enemy" "he must have stormtrooper aim"

by JediBanana July 30, 2017

Stormtroopers of Death

The Stormtroopers of Death is a crossover thrash band created in NY in 1985. They are credited with being one of the first bands to pioneer in the subgenre. They were made up of four members, Scott Ian, Dan Lilker, Charlie Benante, and Billy Milano. They were also the source of a lot of controversy as their lyrics were deliberately racist and misogynist. However, they had slowed down controversy when they stated that their lyrics were just for fun and "... to piss people off." Since their formation in 1985, they'd undergone many separate periods of inactivity. Withal, with the release of their 2007 live album (which has a variety of unreleased tracks) Rise of the Infidels, they had finally decided to call it quits for good.

I wish Stormtroopers of Death were still around, they knew how to mosh.

by unineff2000 December 22, 2014

Stormtrooper Aim

To have such horrendous aim that you are entirely incapable of hitting your target no matter how hard you try, similar to stormtroopers from Star wars.

Player 1: Bruh your trash is so aim you cant hit NoobLord69 you absolute bot.
Player2: Sorry, I have stormtrooper aim.

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

stormtrooper effect

In movies and film, the tendency of the hero's shots to hit more, and the enemy's to hit less. Summarized as:

1. The more outnumbered the heroes are, the more the enemies will miss.
2. The more impossible and desperate the shot, the more likely it will hit.

The stormtrooper effect in action:

Watch Star Wars IV: A New Hope. The stormtroopers really can't hit the broad side of a barn, can they?

Gimli in Lord of the Rings III: Return of the King:
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

by iflipti September 1, 2006

Stormtrooper

1) A soldier from Star Wars. This type of soldier wore white armor vaguely reminiscent of the human skeleton. The Stormtroopers had many different versions of armor, ranging from forest troopers to desert troopers. The Stormtroopers were commanded by the evil Empire.

It is rumored that all Stormtroopers are clones, remnants of the great Clone Wars.

2) Stormtroopers are considered, within the storyline of the movies and other fan works, to be extremely precise when shooting. This theory is disproven to the audience /many/ times over. The characters never seem to figure it out, though.

1) Random Stormtrooper picks up a part, and holds it up for his commander to see. "*click* Look sir. Droids. *click*"

2) Obi-Wan, pointing at a blasted hull of a transport: "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"

by Ashburnem November 21, 2003

You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.

Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!

by ... September 2, 2004