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Load Stopper

The things you think about when trying not to blow your load when having sexual intercourse.
Damn i had to think about that beezy jessica when i was having sex with kelsey so i would last longer, she was a good load stopper.
by beeezy February 28, 2007
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Cock Stopper

1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.
Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.
by Pectabyte August 4, 2006
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Baby Glommer-Stopper

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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suisare stopper

A stink bomb thrown over the fence when the neighbors are having a suisare. Emits a strong foul odor and sends 'em scattering.
I'm going nuts with all that racket from next door. Where's that suisare stopper?!
by suisare crasher February 28, 2004
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PAPA STOPPER

Any birth control device that will prevent a pregnancy.
If you don't want any crumbsnatchers, I suggest you use
a papa stopper before you start bumping bellies!
by Feets_dont_fail_me_now October 25, 2005
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kaitlyn stopper

Kaitlyn Stopper is the most intellimigent person you could ever meet! She is annoying, funny, pwetty and a great friend! She also has an obsession with guinea pigs and just animals in general. She also has a friend named Julia who is obsessed with the Dolan Twins!
Wow that person is crazy she must be called Kaitlyn stopper
by Dolan_twins99 May 12, 2018
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Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
by MWindsor February 7, 2020
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