Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.

“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!

by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.

by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004

Stockncocks

A person who works at a sex shop and is in charge of keeping the shelves stocked with cocks .

My job at the sex shop is so boring all day long Im stockncocks

by Bluebird2222 October 13, 2016

Stockcock

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.

Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..

by The Sexologist September 12, 2022

Boom Shockalocka

When one is excited or finished a mission

Boom Shockalocka baby! Nailed it! Fuck you, I win!

by ItsTonyaBitch June 19, 2023