Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.

Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Stock Bottom End

"Stock bottom end" refers to a engine thats rotating assembly such as pistons, rods, and crankshaft of the motor are stock or are untouched from the factory.

Guy 1: My whip makes 800 wheel on stock bottom end.
Guy 2: Bullshit man
Guy 1: 2jz brah

by bayonet262 April 5, 2017

Stock Bitch

Synonym for basic bitch. Can be used on males or females. Stock meaning simple and boring with no unique qualities. Like playing a stock part as a musician.

That guy in the polo and Chubbys is such a "Stock Bitch."

by basschick April 29, 2015

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock the pond

The act of squeezing off a few fresh finless brown trout into the bowl. Essential for the overall health of the ecosystem.

He hadn't shat for days, but the water would be teaming with fresh finless browns when he went to stock the pond.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

stock market

A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.

I would never want to put a lot of money in the stock market

by lunar shadows February 9, 2005

Stock Answer

A generic answer to a boring question issued often by a non-listening or apathetic person.

Woman: How was school/college/work?
Stock Answer: Fine.

Woman: How are you?
Tom: Alright.

Angry Neighbour: Have you been shagging my missus?
Tom: Nope.

by Finners December 29, 2011