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bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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stolex

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.
"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."
by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005
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Stober

One who consistently exhibits stoner-like behaviors (i.e. eating jack in the crack at 2AM, skipping class, watching nature documentaries) even when they're in a sober state
Corey is such a stober! She skipped class to make nachos and watch Planet Earth today--She wasn't even high!
by Down Ass Rae August 30, 2016
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snobler

People who gobble their snots
He's eating his snots what a snobler
by Smellydwoi December 8, 2015
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stole my clout

Someone has done something to take your power and fame away
“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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Strong And Stable

1) A meaningless phrase written on the side of a bus
2) A phrase uttered by a robotic prime minister that is in need of a restart.
3) (Theresa May) Repeated frequently while running through a field of wheat to calm down.
4) A sentence filler in order to avoid answering a question
5) A phrase used to completely ignore the issues at stake in an election
Your choice at this election: Strong and Stable Leadership under Labour, or a coalition of chaos under Theresa May and the DUP Dinosaurs.
by CSD123 July 19, 2017
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a very stable asshole

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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