Stimulus package

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

Stimulus Food

food or a snack that will tie you over until the next meal

Guy: "I'm so hungry! When are we going to eat?"

Girl: "The reservation isn't until 9. Let's grab some stimulus food so we won't starve."

Guy: "You grab the Wheat Thins, I'll grab the chewy bars!"

by Sweat52 May 15, 2010

Stimulus kids

Small groups of minorities who drive civic's, lowered car's, or cadillac's with 22'' chrome rims.

Hey Tony did you hear that one of the stimulus kids from work wants to race my corvette?

by funnyman12345 July 14, 2010

Stimulus Package

In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.

Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package

by StrangeGal June 13, 2018

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

Stimulus Hoe

pronounce
noun
a thing or event that evokes a specific functional reaction in an organ or tissue.
"areas of the brain which respond to auditory stimuli"
a thing that rouses activity or energy in someone or something; a spur or incentive.

You got stimulated by President Trump you stimulus hoe!

by FortyFive2020 April 19, 2020

Stimulus Fever

(n): The sudden increase of a customers average spending amount due to getting their stimulus check.

"Sure! I would like dessert! I've got stimulus fever!"

by Zoruno March 17, 2021