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Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
by Insert_Name June 4, 2013
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sigma male

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.
John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.
by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022
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Sigma bsd

sigma is the most beautiful thing on earth, along with being super fine he is friends with the most hottest bsd characters ever
Person 1: hey did you see sigma bsd yet

Person 2: YESS I WISH HE WOULD JUST SHUT UP AND MARRY ME 😩
person 1: what about chuuya ?….
by quietk4e February 15, 2022
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sigmapisskink

they're so cool and funny and they make ur day so much better ! and they're really kind and nice :D

oh also i have reason to believe they're a political prisoner (ex-minion)....
person: hey do you like sigmapisskink
other person: reacted 🍪 to your message
by dsbhklsdf March 23, 2022
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sigma variant

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.
I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.
by mteusz November 28, 2021
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sigma female

Sigma Female- Set outside the social hierarchy. Similar to an alpha female. Fearless, bold, sarcastic, highly intelligent, self starter, brave, harmonizer, straight to the point , balanced, independent, does not need a man, can get along with alpha or sigma alphas best. Recognizes social hierarchy. Is set apart from the rest of the tribal dynamics. Wise. Knowledgeable. Mysterious. Beats to her own drum. Lives by her own set of rules and principles. Highly self aware and aware if others. Sees patterns in social dynamics. Moral and ethical. Proud. Can be a loaner.
Sigma Female- A loaner, does not fit within the social hierarchy. That cat's a sigma. She's mysterious; must be a sigma.
by christ85 November 1, 2020
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Sigma

what all 10 year olds think they are
Person 1: I'm a Sigma!
John: Bro's scrolling on tik-tok too much
by TheUrbanCrafter July 25, 2023
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