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Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.
Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia
by BlackTV August 19, 2017
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stereophile

Derogatory: One who thinks they're an audiophile because they've spent excessive money on their audio reproduction setup. One who thinks because it costs more, it must sound better.
That guy is a total stereophile!
by AudioNut August 5, 2014
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speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
by CapTim March 7, 2008
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Swedophile

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.
Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!
by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010
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Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.
"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"
by E-wingo September 25, 2008
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spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.
That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..
by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009
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Swedophile

1) A person who loves Sweden.

2) A Swede who loves underage children.
He was such a Swedophile I had to keep him away from both my Volvo and my children.
by mark_california December 11, 2008
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