steam

A gayprogram designed to line Valve's pockets with money.

STEAM is a big pile of SHIT.

by James Washbrook September 15, 2003

steam

fucked up laggy assed shite program developed by retards who like spoiling peoples fun

not worth the "steam" of my shit

by UVMe January 16, 2004

Steamed

To get totaly drunk / wasted beyond comprehention

Coming to the pub to get Steamed?

by Adam Boote February 26, 2004

steam

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?

by Comrade Dmitri March 03, 2004

steam

a useless program that gets in your way of playing CS, wastes your time, and does absolutely nothing.

what the fuck does steam do?

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

Steam

A program or web service that gains a poor reputation for being released in a buggy or incomplete state, and which then gradually improves until becoming a powerful tool/platform but cannot lose the negative stigma.

e.g. Steam, Windows 9x, Warcraft 3 beta, Star Wars: Galaxies

Forget CZ, if we release now we'll get a good STEAMING from out customers.

by Varsity September 07, 2004

Steam

The finest example of a commercialization of a popular game. Steam has only one main purpose and that's to fill Valves pockets. Steam takes away your freedom by forcing you to autoupdate annoying updates almost every week. Valve makes it impossible to add custom features, like skins or tools. Programmed by the noobs at Valve Corp.

Liberate Counter-Strike.

by mr.wierdguy May 21, 2004