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sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.
Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!
by chodrais November 29, 2010
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Skankward

Malicious skanks that infiltrate a small social network in hopes of scoring with the majority for bragging rights; they provide no insightful conversation, rather their strategy is to make you talk at them. Social interaction with these skanks is very awkward if intentions are not sexual thus the term skankward.

P.S.: Beware of these skanks they are known to be class five clingers.
Kayla and Susan are Skankward(s)
by Freddie the Mustache May 21, 2011
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Stalkward

When someone displays an insider knowledge of your personal life garnered from social networking posts not involving them...
1. I got this stalkward post from marissa re: mike's post about thailand...

2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...

3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!

4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...
by pw11ly January 23, 2010
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smawkward

An awkward situation with someone you have a history with. A smakward situation is any interactions with your ex, ex hook up, or crush
Talking to my ex after ignoring eachother for three months is smawkward.
by Aguacate November 19, 2006
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shawkward

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!
by SHS person December 16, 2009
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shawkward

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."
by nutshack August 20, 2012
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Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.
"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."
by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013
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