Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny

Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there

by snorpa January 20, 2019

Statute of Limitations

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

Statueious Stallion

Extra tall beautiful woman with model features (Amazon Barbie)

Tyra Banks,Kimmora Simmons,Mariah Carey,Marquita Netter are Statueious Stallion.

by Amazon Barbie March 29, 2008

the statue of liberty

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).

Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!

by Better_Than_Your_Mom_Last_Nigh January 19, 2018

Ter Statue of Stegen

The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.

- Why didn't that guy move?!!!

- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.

by Argeta December 7, 2021

statute

A legislated rule of a society given the force of law under the consent of the governed.

A statute is not law, rather prima facie evidence of law.

by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009

statued

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.

1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."

by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014