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stailing

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.
I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.
by Charleyme June 3, 2010
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Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
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Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.
“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”
by MrKim May 30, 2019
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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 6, 2014
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Stationgasm

The rush of pleasure you feel when you're looking at stationery.
OMG, looking at this stationery is giving me a stationgasm.
by gooboolou September 17, 2016
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staining a juul

High school kids robbing people for there juuls because they are highly addicted to the device.
Me: YO, I stained that ugly ass nigga caleb daniels for his juul at union square.

Nahmir: I love staining a juul!
by BenBallerNoJohnnyDang January 4, 2018
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