stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 04, 2003

stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.

I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.

by zacherzach January 02, 2007

stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.

"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"

by Jack P Davis April 08, 2008

stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 11, 2006

stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

by Elvis May 09, 2004

stanley steamer

when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face

George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica

by jefforey mclongshaft April 19, 2011

stanley steamer

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer

Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there

by Joe Broney February 11, 2008