A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
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There's no wonder, therefore, that reaction to his hideous stank is to flee and consider it evil. — Mary Smelley 1818
There's no wonder, therefore, that reaction to his hideous stank is to flee and consider it evil. — Mary Smelley 1818
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Refers to the languages spoken by the people in the region of Stanland, which includes Afganistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan
I traveled to Kyrgyzstan recently, but I had a hard time speaking to anyone because I didn't understand Stanlandese
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