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stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
by butlerj April 28, 2014
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Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana
Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 19, 2020
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Layne Staley

his art is great, his music and words are inspirational. his voice so unique. His death a great loss and tragedy. He will be missed. Rest In Peace Layne Staley and THANK YOU
by jay October 7, 2003
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Wet Stanley

The process of releasing liquid defecation, (for example, diarrhea and/or the squirts), on the victim in the process of humiliation of the victim, (often by surprise), or the pleasure of both parties.
"Quick! Let's give Fred a Wet Stanley to wake him up."

"Hey Brenton, want a Wet Stanley? "
"Might grab one later."
by Mr Pancake1225 June 14, 2014
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Stanley Scott

by sprouseheart's tea November 23, 2018
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Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.
Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.
by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020
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Statey

Gettin' pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you're screwed if it's a short woman statey with something to prove.
by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004
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