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Steven Stamkos

The newest phenom in the NHL, he is way better than Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin ever were at 20. Combined with Martin St.Louis he becomes the ultimate point machine. He was left off of the 2010 team Canada roster during the Olympics cos Steve Yzerman and Babcock screwed up majorly and ended up choosing a bunch of old geesers and missed out on real talent. He Sidney Crosby's successor.

Often is mistaken for being Greek when he is clearly Macedonian just like Alexander the Great had Macedonian blood. Greek Canadians want Steven to be Greek so bad that they go around telling people they are proud a Greek player is the scoring leader of the nhl when he is Half-Macedonian and Half-Scottish.
Whoa look there is Steven Stamkos scoring goals like no tomorrow.
by Scarlett Rayne December 3, 2010
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John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.
Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"
by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017
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john stamos

when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.
Wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.
by freddygotfingered October 7, 2009
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Full Stamos

Going "Full Stamos" - A state of intoxication rarely reached except by the most extreme drinkers. When going Full Stamos all regard for safety, for oneself and for the public, is ignored. Bartenders both love and hate the patron who is Stamosed both because although their often destructive and reckless behavior is overwhelming they tend to to spend a lot of money on shots for the bar, tip handsomely and initiate spontaneous trips to Vegas. This term was coined by The Great Matty Stamos and pays tribute to the phenomenal acting skills of John Stamos on Full House. In short if you are Full Stamos means you are Fully Housed!
Tonight we went Full Stamos at Spirits Bar and Grill and got tossed out for swinging from the light fixtures.
by OGrundleSButterF February 3, 2016
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John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.
"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
by AssMan99 August 19, 2006
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John Stamos

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou March 5, 2014
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Stamos

* Stamos is an aspect or measurement of reality that is often quite hard to explain to an outsider. Stamos describes an abstraction of cool, awesome, or auspicious things or circumstances, normally defined by the user of the word with an infinate range of values.
* History of Stamos: First used as a unit of measurement by The Great Saget, or Bob Saget as was his birth name. The Great Saget also is beleived to be the coiner of the less popular term DJ(pronounced Deej) which is the equal and opposite unit of measurement for all things stupid, lame, and/or toolish. This term has waned in popularity as it was often confused with getting a BJ(pronounced Beej) which is freakin like a million stamos. In those days called the Pax Fullhousia a cult of personality developed around Saget. In a fit of spiritual exstacy Saget shouted, “Yea, and Stamos shall be the term in which ye shall name all things good. I tell you this my children Halle Berry is at least 1,000,000 stamos. Brothers, do you not agree!”
Usage: “Dude, that time we saw that guy do that thing! Yeah that was at least 1000 Stamos.”
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