Stale Bitch

When a girl is so boring that it's an utter turnoff. Just being near her staleness is excruciatingly taxing on your positive attitude.

Guy 1: I wanted this girl until I found out she was a stale bitch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.

by TheMaster. January 1, 2011

Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.

Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!

by restful ling ling April 13, 2016

stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 4, 2006

stale dale

One who sleeps with multiple women without washing his cock.
Or the name of the soiled cock.

I gave Linda the stale dale.

by TFW August 26, 2007

stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.

James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011

Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.

Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!

by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009

stale face

-_____-

1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face

by marsean June 5, 2010