Saber Slaughter

The act of murder using only the male genitalia

This man committed Saber Slaughter by forcing her to choke on his penis.

by Free-Tshirts February 8, 2018

Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.

Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?

by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

the brown light saber

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"

Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

by brandi ford July 26, 2006

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

Elliot Stabler

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Stober

One who consistently exhibits stoner-like behaviors (i.e. eating jack in the crack at 2AM, skipping class, watching nature documentaries) even when they're in a sober state

Corey is such a stober! She skipped class to make nachos and watch Planet Earth today--She wasn't even high!

by Down Ass Rae August 30, 2016