sqwanched 

sqwanched; when you get pounded with a fist

dude you better shut the fuck up before you get sqwanched

sqwanched by fishsunmoon April 15, 2016

sqwanker

A word used to describe an individual who squats whilst masturbating for increased pleasure

"Why are squatting while you're wanking?"

"I don't know but it helps!"

"You're such a sqwanker!"

sqwanker by Holy Molly May 29, 2016

squanches 

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

squanches by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squincher 

Hard, violent, difficult, exhilarating

Jesus dude that shit was a major squincher

Have you heard about that brand new roller coaster? I hear it's a real squincher.

Squincher by Ongrong February 20, 2019

Squancheekchok 

Squancheekchok is a diety who is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Squancheekchok is commonly used as an exclamation or curse word, and was the most common cat name in 2019.

Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar

Squancheekchok by Beepta November 29, 2019

Squoncher

When an animal had a very squishy and squishable face

“Wow look at that golden retriever hes a squoncher!”

Squoncher by DaniDeVito November 2, 2023

Squanched 

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

Squanched by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024